I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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