and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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