I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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