This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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