so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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