Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
