that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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