She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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