so explain again why im purple
no
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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