im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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