Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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