their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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