i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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