I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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