Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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