I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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