what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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