The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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