don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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