we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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