Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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