I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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