Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i now understand why vodka
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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