i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My breasts were aching with rage.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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