I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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