Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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