You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just google imaged poop.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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