There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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