I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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