Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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