I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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