Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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