no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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