"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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