she looked like the before picture.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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