I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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