worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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