I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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