She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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