Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona

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(503): View more from Oregon

I peed while puking? Even better

(1-503): View more from Oregon

Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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(706): View more from Georgia

dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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(415): View more from California

You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...

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(804): View more from Virginia

i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday

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(613): View more from Ontario

I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.

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