That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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