Sponge bath it is.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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