3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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