BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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