I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
