So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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