i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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