Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Yo dont text me then not text me
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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