fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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