pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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